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Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn
1. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
2. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
4. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.
7. Your true friends love you, anyway.
8. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
23 Mar 2007 Sander 0 comments
